Doctor: U loook exactly like my third wife

• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

A Friend Is Some Glue

What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
A friend is a tissue when you can\’t stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won\’t stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can\’t leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:
LOVE UR FRIENDS N DONT HURT THEM

Ek Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya

Eik Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya,
Zindagi Mujhe Jeene Ka Kafan De Gaya,
Lakoun Pholoun mei se ik Phol chuna Hum ne,
Jo Kantoun se gehri chubhan de gaya

Funny sms

Tution Sir:- abbey gadhey, homework kyon nahi karta hai tu?????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar,
saale customer se ese bat karte hai kya????

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don?t you do that?

Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.

I hate to see a girl

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.

Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes.

Hitler Says

Hitler Says
"If u can't fly! "Run"
If u can't fun! "Walk"
If u can't walk! "Crawl"
But keep moving towards ur goal.

Shakepare Said

Shakspare said
"I remember hun not as the one who broke my heart.

But i remember him as the one who thought me how to live with a broken heart....!

Tendulkar

Tendulkar ne Saeed Anwar ka record tor dia to kia hove Faraz
Apni gali me to kutta bhi shair hota hai

Parshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi

Parshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi Udas Bhi,
Tanha Hu Mai Aur Sab Kuch Mere Paas Bhi,
Lagta Hai Mai Hu Phar Mai Hu Bhi Nahe,
Sab Kuch Mila Bhi Jeyse Kuch Mila He nahe…!!