Sep 10, 2015
Jun 24, 2010
Doctor: U loook exactly like my third wife
• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
A Friend Is Some Glue
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
A friend is a tissue when you can\’t stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won\’t stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can\’t leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:
LOVE UR FRIENDS N DONT HURT THEM
A friend is a tissue when you can\’t stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won\’t stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can\’t leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:
LOVE UR FRIENDS N DONT HURT THEM
Ek Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya
Eik Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya,
Zindagi Mujhe Jeene Ka Kafan De Gaya,
Lakoun Pholoun mei se ik Phol chuna Hum ne,
Jo Kantoun se gehri chubhan de gaya
Zindagi Mujhe Jeene Ka Kafan De Gaya,
Lakoun Pholoun mei se ik Phol chuna Hum ne,
Jo Kantoun se gehri chubhan de gaya
May 25, 2010
Funny sms
Tution Sir:- abbey gadhey, homework kyon nahi karta hai tu?????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar,
saale customer se ese bat karte hai kya????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar,
saale customer se ese bat karte hai kya????
Apr 20, 2010
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don?t you do that?
Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.
Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.
I hate to see a girl
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.
Feb 28, 2010
Hitler Says
Hitler Says
"If u can't fly! "Run"
If u can't fun! "Walk"
If u can't walk! "Crawl"
But keep moving towards ur goal.
"If u can't fly! "Run"
If u can't fun! "Walk"
If u can't walk! "Crawl"
But keep moving towards ur goal.
Shakepare Said
Shakspare said
"I remember hun not as the one who broke my heart.
But i remember him as the one who thought me how to live with a broken heart....!
"I remember hun not as the one who broke my heart.
But i remember him as the one who thought me how to live with a broken heart....!
Tendulkar
Tendulkar ne Saeed Anwar ka record tor dia to kia hove Faraz
Apni gali me to kutta bhi shair hota hai
Apni gali me to kutta bhi shair hota hai
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