Pathan aur Eid

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid ki Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka!
Pathan:
Oho, Me to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarkbad b de aya

Ek pathan double decker

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai,

1 Pathan dozkh se nikla

1 pathan dozkh se nikla,
Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,
Farishtay ny bohat mara,
Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,
dozakh main gul khan se naswaar lene gaya tha.

Pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair;-
Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.
Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.
Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein

Zalim MQM ki

Zalim MQM ki darindagi ka aik or jeeta jaagta suboot

korangi mayqueta hotel k3 masoom pathanon

se”naswaar”cheen liteeno pathanon ne

tarap tarap kjan de di

Pathan shop keeper say

Pathan shop keeper say: NISWAR Hai

Shop keeper : Nahin hum niswar nahin bechta

Next day Pathan: NISWAR Hai

Shop keeper: kal nahin btaya tha k nhin hai.

Next day Pathan: NISWAR Hai

Shop keeper: ab pocha to goli mar don ga.

Next day

Pathan: GOLI OR PISTOL hai

Shop keeper: nahi

Pathan: ACHA TO NISWAR Hai.

Aik plane main Pathan

Aik plane main Pathan,indian or Englis sfar kar rhe thy!
Indian ne pocha sab se teez kya cheez travel karti hay?
English bola: Light!
Indian Bola: Sooch!
Pathan bola"Motion kyuen k kal raat ko mujhey motion aya to jab tak main kuch sochta light kholta nikal gya"!
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All PAKHTOON

Who Is PAKHTOON ?

PAKHTOON has 6000 year old history.

There is no one single non muslim in PAKHTOON nation.

All PAKHTOONs are muslims.

This is the unique quality which no other nation has.

PAKHTOON is the 1st who take Quran to the space.

The man was Great ABDUL AHAD MOMAN.

PAKHTOON had undefeatable king AHMAD SHAH ABDALI.

PAKHTOON has spirtual poet REHMAN BABA.

NO NATION HAS THESE QUALITIES BUT PAKHTOON NATION HAVE.

Proud to be PAKISTANI PAKHTOON.

Who will win

Who Will Win

Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:

“inaam kis ko mile ga?”

2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”

pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…

Pathan to Sardar

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me five animals that live in water?

Sardar: Fish

Pathan: Theik Hai, Aur Batao?

Sardar: Fish ki ami, abu bahi aur behn.

Pathan: SHABASHH!!!

Pathan proposed a Girl

Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.

Pathan: I; ll climb

Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest
ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.

Teacher : Qayamat k din

Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

Pathan: Mai tumhare liye

Pathan: mai tumhare liye sub kuch chor dunga

Girl: Ammi abu
Pathan: yes

Girl: frndz
Pathan: yes

Grl: Naswar?
Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.

Ek Pathan Electrical

ek pathan eletrical engineer ki job k liye gaya.interviewer: batao electric motor kaisay chalti hay ?pathan:..turrrrrrrrrr...!