Doctor: U loook exactly like my third wife

• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Funny sms

Tution Sir:- abbey gadhey, homework kyon nahi karta hai tu?????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar,
saale customer se ese bat karte hai kya????

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don?t you do that?

Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.

I hate to see a girl

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.

Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes.

Kid in School

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

Apne roop par itna guroor na kar

Apne roop par itna guroor na kar.
Sab do din ki mastii hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak salamat hai.!
Jab tak Fair & Lovely Sastii ha…

Pappu jahaz me khra hua

Pappu jahaz me khra hua 0r zor se chìlaya
“HìJACK”

Sb rony lagy

0r

preshan ho gye

kch der baad

Jack uth kar bola “Hì PAPPU”

shikva haméñ manzùr nahi

shikva haméñ manzùr nahi

àj na koi bahàna hoga

àpko hamàri khùshiyoñ ki qasam

is EID pé àpko

NAHàNA hoga!

Yar Ek Larki mujhe

Yar Ek Larki mujhe buhat tang krti he…,

Pata nahi kahan se usko mera numbr mil gya he
.Jb b kisi ko call kron bech
me aakr kehti hy
“PLZ RECHARGE UR ACCOUNT”

Funny Sms

Modern,



Obedient,


Neat,


Kind,


Excellent,


Young,


Hey! Thats me…


Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b hai…


Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.

Tum saari dunya se

Tum saari dunya se
HATT kr ho,

Tumhari Guftugu,
tumhara Style,

Tumhara sab kuch
Sab sy HATT kar hy,

isilye tumhen dekhte hi sab kehte hain!
CHAL HATT ;->

English teacher says

English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither
they r comfortable nor we

New Teacher: boys ap apna nam

New Teacher: boys ap apna nam aur hobby btaen

1 boy: Adnan,to watch bubble in bath tub

2nd Boy:Salman,To watch bubble in bath tub

3rd Boy:Sunny,to watch bubble in bath tub

Teacher: sb ke ek he hobby, ab girls btaen

Girl: my name is bubble,.....

I LOVE U

I LOVE U
Yès I LOVE U

Sùch mè I LOVE U

Bèlièvè mè I LOVE U

I LOVE U...

B-cöz...

Döctörs kèhtè häi kè pägäl kä élääj
sirf PYAR sè hi hö säktä häi,,,,

PAK has sent its

PAK has sent its MOST WANTED LIST 2 INDIA:

SINDH demands KATRINA

PUNJAB needs PRIYANKA

BALOCHISTAN demands BIPASHA

NWFP wants RANBIR N SHAHID KAPUR!;-)

One Police asked

One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

Funny sms

Eagle
Parrot
Pigeon
Sparrow
&
Many Other Birds r Beautiful.
.
.
.
.
But They Have No Comparison Wid You becoz
Ullo Ki Tu baat hi kuch aur hai yar…

Balance sending day

“BALANCE SENDING DAY”
Today is balance sending day,so send me max balance & give the proof of Ur friendship with me HAPPY BALANCE SENDING DAY

Chal dikha de apni dosti.

Blessings of Ramadan

Blessings of Ramadan

U.A.E 60% discount on all food item

QATAR: Every food item will sell on its cost price

KUWAIT: 50% discount or Buy 1 get 1 free on all food item

SAUDIA: 30% discount on all food item

BANGLADESH: 5% discount

PAKISTAN: 150% increase in The price of fruits in Holy month
Geo PAKISTAN

Å Beautiful Poem For Ü

Å Beautiful Poem For Ü

Wish u luck wish u joy,

May u have a baby boy,

When his hair start to curl,

May u have a baby girl,

When she starts wearing pins,

May u have a pair of twins,

When the twins turn to four,

May u have a baby more,

And if u go on with this scheme,

U’ll have ur cricket team…