Do Parties k

Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?

??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

??"Dream L?nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?nd PR?ZE"


American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"


Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.


"SUPERB PrIZE"


GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"


400 Litr Petrol Free


"5TH PRIZE"


24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.


Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.

Latest New Dance Craze

Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called


"The Politician"


It's Two Steps Forward,


One Step Backward


And Then


A Sidestep ;-> :

The Best Of Your Rulers

"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)

AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL

AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL qAiDi tHAy JiN kO bGaIr wAjA k pAkRa hUa tHa..
SaB aRaM sE bEtHy tHAy k sHoR pEdA hUa aUr AnGrAiZ jUdGe AayA..
TaMaM kHaRe hO gAyE bUt 1 bA-rOuB shAKs kUrSi Pe bEtHa rAhA..
JudgE nE gUsE sE uS sE kUrSi cHeN'nE kA oRdEr dIA.
UnHu nE khUd kUrSi utHA k pHeNk dI aUr zAmEeN pE bEtH gAyE aUr kAhA:
"kurSi chEn'ne waLe zaLiM,kyA ALLAH ki zAmEeN b chEn Lo gAy"
jUdGe wAs v MucH sUrpRisEd...
YeH aZeEm sHaKs "MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR" tHy..

India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai

India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai

jo bolta b hy

Chalta be hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

S=Sardar

M=ManMohan

s=singh

Good leaders are like baseball

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Mankind will never see

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.

Bush & Musharaf were flying

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

Any party which takes

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

Nehru and Gandhi

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"

An American Tourist

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences…no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, “I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”

“I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really, really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”

“Ah, yes,” said the policeman…”Just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

“In there,” points the policeman. “Go ahead sir, anywhere you like.”

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, “That was really decent of you… is that what you call English hospitality?”

“No sir…”, replied the police officer, “…that is what we call the French Embassy.”

Political Humour

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government predictions.

Physicist: I won’t tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.

Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.