Sardar ki BV

Sardar ki Bv ka rang kala tha

Bv ne yellow rang ki Saarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha

Kesi lag rahi hon ji?

Sardar:Aise jaise Surmey ki factory me aag lagi ho.!

Sardar giving his medical

Sardar giving his medical entrance exam gave definitions as follows :-

* Antibody: Against everybody.

* Artery: Study of fine paintings.

* Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards.

*CT Scan: Searchng for lost cat.

*Coma: Punctuation mark.

* Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.

Sardar

Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident

Judge : How Did Accident Occur

Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping

In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Santa and His Friends

Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Sardar Sms

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Can You Lend me

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Sardar Going With

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

A Sardar's speech to his workers in England

A Sardar's speech to his workers in England

"Do do, not do not go. EAT ur husband also lie in oven. What my goes. Your goes your fathers goes!

In punjabi

"Karna hy karo, Nahi karna na karu. Khasma nu khavo tay chullay which pavvo. Mera ki janda ay?
Tera ty tera piyo da janda ay.

Sardar to Bill Gates

Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!

GATES: Why?

SARDAR: Tusi name GATES rakheya hae,

Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho.

Interview

Interviewer: “where were u born?

Sardarji: “punjab!”

Interviewer: “which part..??”

Sardarji: “kya which part, whole body was born in punjab!”