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Showing posts with label dm. Show all posts
Sep 4, 2009
Tell me
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
Shut Up
Shut Up
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
Fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
Sep 2, 2009
A new teacher joins school
A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks: “kya TUM Jurwan ho” …
Boy: Jee nahi..
Hum Parosi hain
Aug 16, 2009
When an apple is Green
when an apple is Green,
it is ready to Pluck
&
when a girl is 18,
she is ready for ..............
*
*
Shanakhti Card...
or kiya hamesha Ghalat hi Sochna....
it is ready to Pluck
&
when a girl is 18,
she is ready for ..............
*
*
Shanakhti Card...
or kiya hamesha Ghalat hi Sochna....
Ouch, its tight,
GIRL: Ouch, its tight,
BOY: Don´t worry love,we´ll do slowly
GIRL: Push it in
BOY: Aah,I can´t
GIRL: Its painful
BOY: Forget it,
let us get a new wedding ring!
BOY: Don´t worry love,we´ll do slowly
GIRL: Push it in
BOY: Aah,I can´t
GIRL: Its painful
BOY: Forget it,
let us get a new wedding ring!
Jul 25, 2009
Shut Up"""
Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
Tell me Is it going in?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
She is Hot
She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................
Jun 22, 2009
A second grader came
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what!
We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
It’s simple, replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
Dirty Mind
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: “Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!”
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. “Yes, Sam?”
“Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Very good, Sam. Thank you.”
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to
tell you:
First, it’s clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a
dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed.”
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!”
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. “Yes, Sam?”
“Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Very good, Sam. Thank you.”
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to
tell you:
First, it’s clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a
dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed.”
Jun 20, 2009
In a bath room
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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