My mother taught me about TIME

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

My mother taught me to

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”

My mother taught me

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

My mother taught me IRONY:
“Keep crying and I’ll *give* you something to cry about.”

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t Exaggerate!!!”

My mother taught me about ENVY:
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”

Its day of celebrations

Its day of celebrations
Its day to value a special person
Person who is the cause of our nation
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence
Its Mahatama Gandhi..The Father of Nation !

May the spirit of truth

May the spirit of truth and non-violence be with us in this Gandhi Jayanti.

Boy: Why did Gandio ji have

Boy: Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head ?

Teacher: Its sign of Intelligence !

Boy: Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hairs !

Lecturer: write a Note

Lecturer: write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi…
Student Writes, “Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Figure. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One day he proposed her.she told ok to Gandhi. At that day we r celebrating gandhi jayanthi