خوش آمدید

اپنے تمام دوستوں کو بہت عرصے کے بعد اس بلاگ پر دوبارہ خوش امدید کہتے ہیں

Doctor: U loook exactly like my third wife

• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

A Friend Is Some Glue

What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
A friend is a tissue when you can\’t stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won\’t stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can\’t leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:
LOVE UR FRIENDS N DONT HURT THEM

Ek Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya

Eik Din Mere Dil Ko Jalan De Gaya,
Zindagi Mujhe Jeene Ka Kafan De Gaya,
Lakoun Pholoun mei se ik Phol chuna Hum ne,
Jo Kantoun se gehri chubhan de gaya

Funny sms

Tution Sir:- abbey gadhey, homework kyon nahi karta hai tu?????
New generation student:- tameez se bat kar,
saale customer se ese bat karte hai kya????

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don?t you do that?

Husband: How can I? I dont even know her.

I hate to see a girl

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.

Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes.

Hitler Says

Hitler Says
"If u can't fly! "Run"
If u can't fun! "Walk"
If u can't walk! "Crawl"
But keep moving towards ur goal.

Shakepare Said

Shakspare said
"I remember hun not as the one who broke my heart.

But i remember him as the one who thought me how to live with a broken heart....!

Tendulkar

Tendulkar ne Saeed Anwar ka record tor dia to kia hove Faraz
Apni gali me to kutta bhi shair hota hai

Parshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi

Parshan Hai Dil Aur Zindagi Udas Bhi,
Tanha Hu Mai Aur Sab Kuch Mere Paas Bhi,
Lagta Hai Mai Hu Phar Mai Hu Bhi Nahe,
Sab Kuch Mila Bhi Jeyse Kuch Mila He nahe…!!

Aik aansu meri palkon pe

Aik aansu meri palkon pe numanyan hi sahi
Log kehtay hain charaghaan to charaghaan hi sahi
Hum ne har daor mein raaton se baghawat ki thi
Aaj pabandi-e-aaien shabistaan hi sahi
Meri taqdeer mein phoolon ka tassawur bhe mahal
Koi gulshan bakaf-o-khuld badamaan hi sahi
Mujh pe jo beet gai beet gai beet gai
Meri hasrat teray chehray se numayan hi sahi

Kahte hain jab tum kisi

Kahte hain jab tum kisi ko hasil karna chaho
or
Wo tumhe na miley
To
jaan lo tmhain apny rab se
koi
our mang raha hai
our
us ki Dua mai
tum se zyada asar hai

When you pray for others

When you pray for others,
Allah listens to you and
blesses them…
When you are happy & feel blessed,
Remember someone has
prayed for you

Kid in School

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

Remember

There are Two Kind of People in this world

1- Those Who Remember Names

&

2- Those Whose Names are Remembered

Choice Is Yours.

Dosti

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

love sms

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye