Pathan aur Eid

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid ki Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka!
Pathan:
Oho, Me to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarkbad b de aya