Get well quick, u lazy bum,

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

May u may not

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.

Get well soon sms

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”

Get well sonn sms

If wishes were flowers I”d send You a big bunch to say….

“Get Well Soon”

Get well sonn sms

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.

A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai… aaram se theek hona!

Crazy Joke

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.

“Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.”

“Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. Haroldson replied. “I hung him up to dry.”